Champs.

Greetings from Broad and Locust Streets, Philadelphia.
There isn’t really too much to say here. Life is good.

When We Won Game 3

It’s 3 in the morning, Born in the U.S.A. is cranked up to 11 and there’s a dumbass grin on both the faces in the room.
The Phils won Game 3.
The fucking Phillies won Game 3.
You know what happened. Nearly postponed due to rain, game starts at 9:45pm instead of 8:30, Utley, Ruiz and Howard crush [...]

World Series Baseball: Pros and Cons

My beloved Phillies are in the World Series. That is great news! Or is it?
Pro #1: Mary is writing a shit-ton about the Phillies!
Con #1: The writing is for business, not pleasure (though some bits are more pleasurable than others). You can find all the Phils-tinged literature at gophila.com/phillies and uwishunu.com/phillies.
Pro #2: Beer, roast beef [...]

Reflections From a Phillies Fan

This man’s name is T.J. Simers. He is a gaping a-hole. →
This morning, in preparation for the Phillies-Dodgers showdown that starts tonight, the L.A. Times published this article detailing how the dinginess of Philadelphia is rivaled in awfulness only by the “obstinate pugs” that call the Illy home.
The coward L.A. Times doesn’t allow readers to [...]

Sly is Here to Help!

It’s Hump Day, boys and squirrels. Don’t think you can make it to the weekend?
If Sly Stallone can overcome the hurdle in Over The Top, you can too!

When Mary Met Bruce (kind of)

It’s no secret that I like love am obsessed with Bruce Springsteen. So when I heard that the man himself was performing in Philly, for free, in the name of Barack Obama — well, I nearly had a fainting spell.
(Keep in mind that this was the best week of my life. I saw both Pinback [...]